HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
the liver wants what the liver wants
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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