my mouth tastes like poor choices
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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