do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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