Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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