I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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