new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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