Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit