dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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