sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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