you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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