walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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