you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
In America we eat man semen.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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