Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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