Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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