i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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