Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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