They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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