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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.

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• (650): View more from California

  We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room

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• (941): View more from Florida

  & I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.

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