how can u be prego again
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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