White coat. Heels.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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