i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
this just has baby written all over it
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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