Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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