We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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