So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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