My brain says no but my pants say off.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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