i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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