your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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