How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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