capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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