Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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