People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
