Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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