Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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