quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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