What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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