New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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