quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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