yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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