I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
