So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I should be sponsored by Trojan
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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