How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
