I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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