You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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