Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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