This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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