This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Actions speak louder than pants.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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