I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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