I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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