Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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