Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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