They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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