It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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