just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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