yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize