I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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