these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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