so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.